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Californication Season 5

So basically…
  • They just surround Hank with people even more despicable than he is in order to make him more likeable.
  • Charlie keeps inexplicably getting laid. It makes no sense. However, it makes sense that he’s into sexual humiliation.
  • Karen has stopped being a person completely. She is a sexual plaything for Bates, while she is just there to giggle and fawn over Hank.
  • Marcie and Stu: Boooooooooooooooring.
  • Becca is somehow still very naïve, and dating the “olda boyz” doesn’t just seem out of character, but seems to be contrary to her previous sensibilities.
  • The RZA: Is the RZA.
  • This will probably be the last season I watch. Just sayin’.