The Diverse Causes

We are in a cell of civilised magic.
Stravinsky Roars at breakfast. Our Milk Is Powdered.

What was that?

“The Conn Man” will be an irregular feature I will have on my blog from now until I get sick of it. It will be a heavily fictionalized version of events from my life thrown through an alternate scope, typically little short guys like the two you had earlier.

No, today’s earlier post is nothing to be alarmed about. I just want to start writing fiction again, and since nothing else is really going on right now, I figured it might be fun. I want to experiment with more gritty subject matter than I normally talk about on here, and as a cop out, I’ll just set it all to the tune of my life in Ottawa, only with some more… imaginative circumstances. Maybe Lycanthropy. Maybe confrontations with Mayan Gods.

Basically, I’m too lazy to develop characters, plots, or anything. I just want to basically write poetry, sans the need to be read out loud. But I’m not a poet, I just want to write some weird stuff down when it comes to me.

I dunno, my tumblr, my rules. I’ll do what I like!